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It’s Valentines Day or maybe a renamed cool desi version! Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that stuff, you’ll laugh at these funny Valentine’s Day jokes.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts!
Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Somebunny loves you!
Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Whale you be mine!
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!
Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: Owl be yours!
Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A: Your purr-fect for me!
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lets hang out!
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenstein!
Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: By my valenslime
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m sweet on you!
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny!
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can count on me!
Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
A: I love you a watt!

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